Monday, January 10, 2011

I hate titling blog posts

Have you ever blown your nose so hard that you shot a booger across the room?

No? Huh.....(awkward silence). Me neither......

I also haven't shaved my legs in two weeks.

I bet at this point you are just stoked that I am blogging again. After all how could you live without this pertinent information?

It could have been worse. I could have said that I was caught masturbating. Now THAT would be embarrassing.  

2 comments:

  1. I haven't shaved mine in 3 weeks...

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  2. I actually can't remember the last time I shaved mine. Might have been before I went to Korea. Just call me gorilla woman.

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