Have you ever blown your nose so hard that you shot a booger across the room?
No? Huh.....(awkward silence). Me neither......
I also haven't shaved my legs in two weeks.
I bet at this point you are just stoked that I am blogging again. After all how could you live without this pertinent information?
It could have been worse. I could have said that I was caught masturbating. Now THAT would be embarrassing.
I haven't shaved mine in 3 weeks...
ReplyDeleteI actually can't remember the last time I shaved mine. Might have been before I went to Korea. Just call me gorilla woman.
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