Fabric Acid Trip

I am a self proclaimed fabric nutcase. I love to look online and see all the wonderful styles and prints. It makes me want to learn how to design and print my own fabric. The other day as I online window shopping I came across this doozy of a fabric choice:

Dude, what in the hell was the designer smoking when they came up with this design?! It's like the elephants are frolicking in the Land of the Great LSD trip. And of course I immediately start to wonder what I could make with such a fabulous fabric. 

Even more importantly - do you think I would be able to get a contact high? If so, damn, I'd have to buy the whole bolt. "Sorry kids, mommy's busy playing with the elephants and giant polka dot mushrooms."

Pretend I'm saying something worth while

Blah, blah bla blahablah blahblah blah blah blah.

And then I was all, "Oh no, he didn't!"

Blah blah blah blahblahblah-de-flippin-blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah.

I know, I mean really.

Blah blah blah blahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah-hah-hoo-ha.

You totally agree, don't you?

Blah blah blah-hidey-ho-ranger-joe blahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah blahblahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah blah blah. BLAH.

I'm so glad we had this talk.

Happy 2012

Hello! Happy 2012! Was 2011 good to you, or like myself are you looking for better and brighter times in 2012? I am still on the path to be able to help support the family with my Etsy shop and with the few fairs I've started doing. I still have to work my 9-5 job, but I will get there one day. Mark my words (insert evil cackle here).

In other words, I totally resemble this definition. And I see nothing wrong with this.

I cannot pass up a good fabric sale. At least I can honestly say I use what I buy. So far I am gearing up for 2 shows in March, a possible show in April and maybe an Open House. I guess I better get sewing. With my trusty Diet Coke and sewing machine by my side I will not fail! Perhaps a super hero cape is needed?